"Like there’s a button in front of you that says “press this for free cookies”, but every time you click it, a bird shits on your head, but you keep pressing it, and once in every 100 times, you get a cookie.

And its the BEST fucking cookie you have EVER had.

And while you’re eating it, you realize you’ll willingly get shit on 99 more times in hopes of getting another cookie.

Then one day, the cookies stop coming.."
What does being in love feel like?..

dude i think our babies can talk

Beetlejuice (1988)
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder."
Henry David Thoreau (via purplebuddhaproject)

it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am


big shoutout to string cheeseĀ